Too Witty To Be Pretty

ghore:

I’m on a new diet called don’t fucking look at me

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• 16 Jun 2013
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emaeye:

my-raggedy-detective:

shercroc:

primisthebomb:

the show awkward is supposed to depict the life of a socially awkward teenage blogger but in the show she has 2 hot guys that want to be with her but she can’t choose one like hONESTLY THAT IS NOT THE LIFE OF A SOCIALLY AWKWARD BLOGGER THAT ISN’T EVEN AWKWARD

maybe at the end the hot guys turn out to be fictional characters and its all in her head and the camera zooms out on a scene of her laughing alone with salad

omg

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• 16 Jun 2013
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hitmonchan:

i get anxiety thinking about meeting a celebrity and getting a picture with them and then looking ugly in the picture

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• 16 Jun 2013
• 32942

if you dont annoy me congratulations because 98% of people annoy me

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• 16 Jun 2013
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nevvzealand:

i broke my finger today but on the other hand i am completely fine

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• 16 Jun 2013
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sassings:

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

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• 16 Jun 2013
• 112382

You actually don’t even have to introduce yourself if you don’t want to, i don’t need an a/s/l, we don’t have to do the “hey whats up” “not much you?” thing, you can just say “so at school yesterday this idiot said…” in my ask box and I will gladly converse with you. Like seriously I will just talk to you like we’re best friends.

(Source: increasedappetite, via never-letyoudown)

• 16 Jun 2013
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